Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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