69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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