stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Actions speak louder than pants.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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