She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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