He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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