happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
