there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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