I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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