the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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