Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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