I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
