Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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