She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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