whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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