I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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