Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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