she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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