I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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