Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just pynch a tree in the face
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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