I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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