I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
