He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Boobs speak an international language.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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