Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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