All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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