we're blogging at a bar
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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