I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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