Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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