No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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