what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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