so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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