somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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