I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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