the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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