I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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