So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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