If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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