Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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