I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
what day is it and did you see me today?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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