Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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