I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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