You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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