This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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