its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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