I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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