walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I did not marry a roomba.
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