no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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