Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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