went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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