her vagine was all disorganized.
Non-Jews are for practice
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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