So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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