U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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