It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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