Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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