I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Non-Jews are for practice
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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